Giggle Guru Gifts

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I've got a gun.

'And I thought to myself: I spend my life laughing, why not try to make others laugh...'

'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'

"This reality program about teachers is terrible! Most of the show they complain about their feet!"

He who laughs, lasts.

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Acupuncture clinic

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Kevin went on the theory that women like men who make them laff".

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Woman opening a joke shop; She cuts the ribbon and falls through a trap door.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Michael McIntyre.

'When all else fails I could always become a careers teacher!'

Pharmacy: 'Laughter is the best medicine, , , now available in generic cheap laughs,'

Clown on Unicycle

'Here's your, he-he-he, here's your warm milk Santa!'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

We stock ALL sizes...

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

Although she wrote in her online dating profile that she wanted a guy with a sense of humor, this was not what Mindy had envisioned.

Clown silencers.

'I flunked you because the way you laugh is irritating!'

"I'm wearing a karate gi because my doctor told me to start aikido diet."

Today. Tuesday April 1. On second thought, I think I'll pass on the soup of the day.

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."