Giggle Expert Gifts

Laughing like hyenas.

"We interrupt this program because the actors just can't stop giggling."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Children's Entertainer

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"More helium."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

We stock ALL sizes...

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Acupuncture clinic

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

The Gong

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'The Doctor will see you now. Here's your medical jargon dictionary.'

'Nothing to worry about, Mr. Jenkins, some people do have a mild reaction to the flu shot!'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"