Giggle Generator Gifts

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

"Fart (Pass it on)."

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hay fever hotline.

'I'm afraid your 'giggle-pin's' gone on your 'laugh-shaft'!'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'I've been generating my own electricity for years.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

The Gong

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'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Children's Entertainer

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"More helium."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

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