Giggle Geek Gifts

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Zombie standup

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

We stock ALL sizes...

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"More helium."

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Acupuncture clinic

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."