Giggle Craftsman Gifts

Comedy Rule

Zombie standup

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Giggle.

"More helium."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

We stock ALL sizes...

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Acupuncture clinic

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."