Giggle Gardener Gifts

'Damn! The ponds infested with whales.'

The Busy Gardener

Zombie standup

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Garden variety allergies."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hardy Annuals

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Yard Sale

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Beginning Yarder.

Children's Entertainer

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"What are you in for?"

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping