Giggle Gardeners Gifts

"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."

The Busy Gardener

Zombie standup

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Garden variety allergies."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Hardy Annuals

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Yard Sale

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Beginning Yarder.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"What are you in for?"

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"