Giggle Gardeners T-Shirts

"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."

The Busy Gardener

Zombie standup

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Garden variety allergies."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Yard Sale

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Beginning Yarder.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping