Giggle Gatherer Gifts

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

"Either Chuckles lost weight or we jammed way too much helium into those balloons."

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'I was practising my stand-up comedy routines in here last night and cracked up the bell.'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Mummy, am I sick? My teacher said my laugh was contagious..."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fake Cartoon

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"More helium."