Gaggle Gatherer Gifts

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"You must see someone about your problem."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'

'This milk smells funny.'

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."