Gloom Gatherer Gifts

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Barbecue

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Grocery Shopping

Giggle.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Y'know, sooner or later we're going to have to let her go out unaccompanied."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I had half a date last weekend."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

The Depressing Economic Crisis

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

Children play with insects in power outages

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

We're having a dinner party.

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

'Do you look in the mirror after you wash?'