Wool Gatherers Gifts

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep Knitting.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

Will work for grass

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'