Wool Gatherers Gifts

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep Knitting.

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.