Wool Collector Gifts

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Music & Gym'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Football supporters.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.