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Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Neil Young

Ozzy Osbourne

Art Garfunkel.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Football supporters.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Music & Gym'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Mick Jagger.

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Ian Dury

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Genetic Manipulation

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Bob Dylan

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."