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"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Jeff Beck.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Music & Gym'

Neil Young

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Art Garfunkel.

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Mick Jagger.

Ian Dury

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

Bob Dylan

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.