Cotton Wool Collectors Pillows

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

The Death of the Blues

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Music & Gym'

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.