Curtain Collectors Pillows

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Instant art

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

Elegant Lady

I have a press for every day of the year!

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'