Bedding Collectors Pillows

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'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"Long Johns Silver."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"It was a crime of fashion."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Dog in basket

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

"Why can't duvets be square?"