Bedding Lover Pillows

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Electric Blanket.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

How Snakes Sleep.

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

Sheet Music

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

Memory-foam pillows...

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

"Bed Clothes"

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

"Why can't duvets be square?"

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

"I only told him I needed bedding."