Bedding Stylist Pillows

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Tedious Romantic.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Sheet Music

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

How Snakes Sleep.

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

Memory-foam pillows...

"Bed Clothes"

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

Not bad, but the trousers are a bit tight around the armpits.