Bedding Stylist Mugs

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Tedious Romantic.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Pillow too soft?'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Sheet Music

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'

How Snakes Sleep.

"O.K., now can you make like a million little tiny ones?"

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

Bond Textiles, we live to dye another day!

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

Memory-foam pillows...

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"Bed Clothes"

"Why can't duvets be square?"