Bedding Collectors Prints

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"Long Johns Silver."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

Dog in basket

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

'Mummy, why is lace so expensive when it is mainly holes?'

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.