Bedding Collection Prints

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"You have ice water in your veins."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

My first Boyfriend.

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

Missing Sock

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'This is an eco-friendly Italian shoe. If you don't like it anymore, you can eat it with pasta sauce.'

How Snakes Sleep.

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"Really? Nothing has died in there? How do you explain the smell then?"

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

"Why can't duvets be square?"