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"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

The Missing Sock Returns

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Missing Sock

My first Boyfriend.

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

'Pillow too soft?'

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'This is an eco-friendly Italian shoe. If you don't like it anymore, you can eat it with pasta sauce.'

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

How Snakes Sleep.

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"Really? Nothing has died in there? How do you explain the smell then?"

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'