Woolly Collectors Gifts

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shear Love.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Sheep Knitting.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Sheep Fishing

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Tracy Tracy

"It makes you look years younger."

'A menage a trois That's sick'

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

"Can I interest anyone in anything today?"

"I told you not to shear your wool today: It gets cold in the desert at night..."