Woolly Collectors Mugs

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

Sheep Knitting.

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Sheep Fishing

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Tracy Tracy

"It makes you look years younger."

'A menage a trois That's sick'

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

"I told you not to shear your wool today: It gets cold in the desert at night..."

"I dunno, maybe he's a hopeless romantic..."