Cozy Wool Collector Gifts

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Football supporters.

Inactive wear store.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

"My parents hate it."

Academia in Winter

Don't you like it, Dad?

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wooly mammoth

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

My feet were cold.

"Your father helped me, too."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Sheep Knitting.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."