Cozy Wool Collector Gifts

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Football supporters.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Inactive wear store.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"My parents hate it."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Don't you like it, Dad?

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep Knitting.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wooly mammoth

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.