Cozy Winter Clothing Collector Gifts

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Inactive wear store.

"It was a crime of fashion."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

'Well this is awkward.'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'He was bused in from another district.'

Snow Business

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'It's goose down.'

'Was that real purring?'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

I have a press for every day of the year!

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

Snowbird Garage Sale!

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

"I'd like to buy some clothes."