Cozy Winter Clothing Collector Prints

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Inactive wear store.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Ah, sweatpants."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

'Well this is awkward.'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

'Was that real purring?'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'He was bused in from another district.'

Snow Business

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'It's goose down.'

I have a press for every day of the year!

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

Snowbird Garage Sale!

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'