Cozy Sweater Collector Prints

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Romance

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

'Well this is awkward.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

Turtleneck Alternatives

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"