Cozy Sweater Collector Mugs

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

Romance

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

My tail's cold.

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

NFL Antitrust case...

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

On trend Christmas jumpers

Turtleneck Alternatives

'Was that real purring?'