Dog Sweater Collector Mugs

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"You remind me of someone."

'It's goose down!'

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Campaign for real beer bellies.

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

A Businessman in a camo suit

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'Well this is awkward.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

Are your cowhide coats any good?

Legless man shopping for coats modelled by legless mannequin.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'I told you not to wear that bearskin coat!'

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy