Ugly Sweater Collector Mugs

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

"Why does your ugly Christmas sweater have a picture of me on it?"

"This should look really awful on my son-in-law."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Long Johns Silver."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Leftovers"