Ugly Sweater Collector Pillows

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

"Why does your ugly Christmas sweater have a picture of me on it?"

"This should look really awful on my son-in-law."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

I'm With Stooped

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"Long Johns Silver."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"