Ugly Sweater Lover Pillows

Everyone in the family hates their ugly sweater except grandma.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Romance

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

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'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Rock on Grandma!

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

Keeping Warm

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Cool shirt."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Well this is awkward.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Bauble

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