Sweater Lover Pillows

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"I had my coat made into a sweater."

The Second Day of Christmas

'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'

Happy Holidays

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

Neck a little tight, sir?

Cardigans/Truckdigans: Truck size jumpers on sale.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Granny in Hell - "Would there be any chance of an extra cardigan?"

"You're all confused again Edith. This is a SWEATER shop!"

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Jersey Potato

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Royal Knits

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Rock on Grandma!

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"It was a crime of fashion."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Keeping Warm