Sweater Aficionado Pillows

'Where Argyle sweaters come from...'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"If you're not going to come back inside, at least put on a sweater."

"There's nothing wrong with the size, you're just too small for it!"

"I live for sweater weather."

Great. They've discovered sweaters. The beginning of the end for the woolly mammoth.

'My husband's the loud, silent type.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Romance

Christmas sweater alternatives

I love my cape

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

cat singing into microphone

Academia in Winter

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

My tail's cold.

My feet were cold.

Wooly mammoth

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'