Sweater Aficionado Gifts

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"If you're not going to come back inside, at least put on a sweater."

"There's nothing wrong with the size, you're just too small for it!"

"I live for sweater weather."

'My husband's the loud, silent type.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Romance

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

I love my cape

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Academia in Winter

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

cat singing into microphone

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

Wooly mammoth

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Reindeer Sweater

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

Bauble