Ugly Sweater Aficionado Gifts

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

Bauble

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

Romance

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

cat singing into microphone

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

My tail's cold.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

Turtleneck Alternatives

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"