Ugly Sweater Enthusiast Gifts

Worst Jumper From the Mother-In-Law Competition.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Romance

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

cat singing into microphone

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

My tail's cold.

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Reindeer Sweater

Turtleneck Alternatives

Bauble

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"