Sweater Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

'Hey, nice Christmas sweater, Al. I really like how your man-boobs make the reindeer look 3D!'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

My tail's cold.

Reindeer Sweater

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

"Oh, granddad! That sweater is SO you!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"It was a crime of fashion."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

Turtleneck Alternatives

"Oh yes, Mother. Jason really loves the sweater you've knitted him for Christmas."

'You've got a new Christmas sweater!'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

The breeding sweaters aren't for sale.

"I'd move to Florida if I didn't have so much invested in sweaters."

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

Romance

"That shirt is so last year."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Academia in Winter

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."