Quirky Sweater Enthusiast Gifts

'How did you guess that I'm a married man?'

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

My tail's cold.

Hats

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

One size fits all

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Cool shirt."

Still in fashion

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!