Sweater Style Enthusiast Gifts

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

I love my cape

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Cat walking dog.

Academia in Winter

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

cat singing into microphone

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

My tail's cold.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

Keeping Warm

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Reindeer Sweater

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!