Sweater Style Enthusiast Pillows

Some people just can't wear snug fitting woollens.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

I love my cape

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Cat walking dog.

cat singing into microphone

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Academia in Winter

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

Keeping Warm

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Reindeer Sweater

Turtleneck Alternatives

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'