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'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Romance

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

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I love my cape

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

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Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

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"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

The Truth About Mermaids

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

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'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'