Sweater Critic Pillows

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Romance

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Academia in Winter

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

My tail's cold.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

It's my summer robe.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist.

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Style Consultant

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!