Swimwear Critic Pillows

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Two piece outfits only.

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Bathing suit.

MMM-MM, Cellulite

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Style Consultant

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

"Inspected by #16."

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"