Swimwear Admirer Pillows

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Mating rituals

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Mankini - One size fits all.

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Two piece outfits only.

No Shoes, No Service.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

Bathing suit.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

No petting in the pool!

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

MMM-MM, Cellulite

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'