Swimwear Enthusiasts Pillows

'There... How does that feel?'

Bathing suit.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Mankini - One size fits all.

Lapdogs

Two piece outfits only.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

Thong World.

"I spilled my drink."

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

No petting in the pool!

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

Motor Channel Crossing.

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

MMM-MM, Cellulite

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."