Swimwear Collector Pillows

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

MMM-MM, Cellulite

Codes of Chicago - Appropriate Swimwear.

Mankini - One size fits all.

Bring your own inflatable.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Two piece outfits only.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Bathing suit.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Well this is awkward.'

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

I love swimming.